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🦇 BRUCE WAYNE | BATMAN

[menarebrave]

@adultflash

[menarebrave]

Pudding cups. Seriously?

o/

[adultflash]

Have you been in prison? They don't feed you a lot. Gotta get those extra pudding cups when you can.

[Is he admitting he was actually IN PRISON? Yes.]

[menarebrave]

On social visits. Not as someone who is given a room.

[ Currently debating if he should ASK why Barry was in prison. ]

[adultflash]

Ah yeah, I've done both. I mean, I spent a lot of time visiting my dad. But then they put me in his cell when I was framed for murder. I'm pretty sure they did that on purpose.

[As if he needs to, Barry will just tell him.]

[menarebrave]

You were framed for murder? Sounds like it was becoming a family trait.

[ Meaning that yes he is very aware of the situation revolving around Barry's dad. He just needed the confirmation it happened to this Barry as well. ]

[adultflash]

Pretty much, yeah. It made it easier to get through knowing my dad survived it, though. But being there as a speedster really sucked for different reasons.

[Like his metabolism and inability to sit still for five minutes.]

@ainissesthai

[menarebrave]

Does anything really make anyone blush here in Gotham anymore? I think we've seen almost everything now that Kyrptonians are here.

It's not every other night.

[ being called out by the Riddler -- that's new. ]

[ainissesthai]

I'll grant you aliens with capes are unusual but for all that, they're quite insipid when compared to what some like to get up to. Surely you don't need me to explain that to you, Mr Wayne. I refuse to believe you're so naive.

[Though he hasn't had any success digging up any dirty little secrets the man has. Maybe he's found the one member of Gotham's elite with some morals. Or, more likely, who knows how to cover his tracks.]

Now, no need to be ashamed my friend. You were the one talking about your company for the night. Why try lying now?

[menarebrave]

And what if I really was that naive? Maybe I really do just like hanging out on beaches and looking at the greatest view.

[ Fat chance. Everyone in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne has a heart bigger than what the tabloids say. It just helps feed the whispers and the ideas if he goes along with the act. ]

Those activities have lessened over the years. Something about "getting old."

[ainissesthai]

What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?

Do recall with whom you speak.

[He knows the man isn't as foolish as Wayne might like to appear. Not on Edward's level but still, such an obvious lie is insulting.]

Another argument I find hard to swallow. Money only improves with age. I don't need to tell you that, Wayne.

the mun is horrid at riddles algjlaskjg

[menarebrave]

A liar.

[ Good to know that Nygma is going to be frustrating in texts even when he's not dealing with the Bat. ]

Well, I certainly have made more money as I've gotten older.

I'm so sorry about Ed then

[ainissesthai]

Well done! Not as slow as one might expect from you.

[Honestly he lives to frustrate those around him - the intellectual stimulation is good for them.]

No need to brag, everyone knows who the richest man in Gotham is. Which was rather my point. There's no divorcing that knowledge from one's interactions with you. For those who care about such things.

@adultflash

[menarebrave]

I doubt you tripped in it. You move too fast to trip.

Re: @adultflash

[adultflash]

actually

I have tripped while running

it's a skill

[menarebrave]

Barry.

You break the sound barrier and barrier of space-time.

And you tripped.

[adultflash]

Listen. Nobody's perfect, okay?

[menarebrave]

How can you even do that when you're moving that fast?

[adultflash]

Distractions? Lack of sleep? Hunger? General lack of coordination? I can name several different ways.

@fullofcrap

[menarebrave]

I'm guessing there's a complicated story behind what happened to Queen Consolidated.

[fullofcrap]

Not that complicated. I didn't really invest as much time there as I should have and somebody else made a better pitch to the board for it. Turns out he had similar extracurricular intentions, too. Small world. But he's a good guy.

[menarebrave]

And the name of the mysterious man running your company now?

[fullofcrap]

Ray Palmer. You might have heard of Palmer Technologies?

[menarebrave]

In passing. I'm guessing you have more details on him to share?

[fullofcrap]

I have plenty of details on him, but I'm not sure how much I want to share them. No offense.