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TFLN OVERFLOWS

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✝ JOHN CONSTANTINE

[hellblaze]

@tightjeans

[hellblaze]

Well, you didn't at first. It was something along the lines of just "2$ punch."

[tightjeans]

man i've had several of these cheap ass alcoholic punches and even i remember that i said it was alcoholic. why else would i want $2 punch at applebees? good thing you're pretty.

[hellblaze]

Careful. They might throw your ass out for getting absolutely hammered off those things. Though, can't say I've met someone yet who got drunk off punch.

[tightjeans]

who said that's all i've had?

anyway, weren't you gonna show me something better or whatever? or are you gonna come join me? applebees ain't the worst place to spend an evening.

@birdcomputer

[hellblaze]

In my line of work? It'll be the first one, mate. God's a bit picky who we take to bed or not. Guess we'll answer for it at the end, but ah, I already know where my soul's going. [ he is working on that one. ]

A month? Is that all? Surprising.

You are aware I don't read celebrity magazines. Not really my scene, Baby Bat.

[birdcomputer]

You know it's a bit depressing learning that God genuinely cares who I stick my dick into- kinda a downer, honestly. [ Though Dick's not about to muse on where his own soul is going- considering what he's done in his life. It's one thing to justify it to himself but it's another thing entirely to justify it to..a God of any sort. ]

What can I say- that long coat of yours is pretty sexy. So you get a quick track.

Of course you don't. If they don't release it in dead Latin. What is even the point?

[hellblaze]

You've read the Bible, yeah? Got all sorts of rules about who or what to sleep with. What to eat not to eat. [ At this rate, John is just seeing what Dick knows and doesn't know about the grand old fight of Good and Evil. And wonder what lackluster education the Wayne paid for. ]

I'll make sure to puff it out a bit next time. Might give me a bit more of that mysterious flair you lot seem to like so much.

I read more than Latin! [ Oof, insulting. ] I don't really care what the upper ends of society gets into. Not until it crosses into my world. Ta for the Queen, don't care much for the royals either.

[birdcomputer]

I'm aware of it. Not sure I've really invested all that much into it but I'm aware enough about it. Though I do eat shellfish- so I guess I was doomed before I even had a chance really.

Well- dressing as a bat rather asks for a little drama. Don't you think?

Do you though? [ He's fucking with you at this point.] So only if their ghost or demon royals do you care?

🦇 BRUCE WAYNE | BATMAN

[menarebrave]

@adultflash

[menarebrave]

Pudding cups. Seriously?

o/

[adultflash]

Have you been in prison? They don't feed you a lot. Gotta get those extra pudding cups when you can.

[Is he admitting he was actually IN PRISON? Yes.]

[menarebrave]

On social visits. Not as someone who is given a room.

[ Currently debating if he should ASK why Barry was in prison. ]

[adultflash]

Ah yeah, I've done both. I mean, I spent a lot of time visiting my dad. But then they put me in his cell when I was framed for murder. I'm pretty sure they did that on purpose.

[As if he needs to, Barry will just tell him.]

@ainissesthai

[menarebrave]

Does anything really make anyone blush here in Gotham anymore? I think we've seen almost everything now that Kyrptonians are here.

It's not every other night.

[ being called out by the Riddler -- that's new. ]

[ainissesthai]

I'll grant you aliens with capes are unusual but for all that, they're quite insipid when compared to what some like to get up to. Surely you don't need me to explain that to you, Mr Wayne. I refuse to believe you're so naive.

[Though he hasn't had any success digging up any dirty little secrets the man has. Maybe he's found the one member of Gotham's elite with some morals. Or, more likely, who knows how to cover his tracks.]

Now, no need to be ashamed my friend. You were the one talking about your company for the night. Why try lying now?

[menarebrave]

And what if I really was that naive? Maybe I really do just like hanging out on beaches and looking at the greatest view.

[ Fat chance. Everyone in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne has a heart bigger than what the tabloids say. It just helps feed the whispers and the ideas if he goes along with the act. ]

Those activities have lessened over the years. Something about "getting old."

[ainissesthai]

What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?

Do recall with whom you speak.

[He knows the man isn't as foolish as Wayne might like to appear. Not on Edward's level but still, such an obvious lie is insulting.]

Another argument I find hard to swallow. Money only improves with age. I don't need to tell you that, Wayne.

@adultflash

[menarebrave]

I doubt you tripped in it. You move too fast to trip.

Re: @adultflash

[adultflash]

actually

I have tripped while running

it's a skill

[menarebrave]

Barry.

You break the sound barrier and barrier of space-time.

And you tripped.

[adultflash]

Listen. Nobody's perfect, okay?

@fullofcrap

[menarebrave]

I'm guessing there's a complicated story behind what happened to Queen Consolidated.

[fullofcrap]

Not that complicated. I didn't really invest as much time there as I should have and somebody else made a better pitch to the board for it. Turns out he had similar extracurricular intentions, too. Small world. But he's a good guy.

[menarebrave]

And the name of the mysterious man running your company now?