synthneon | MEMES | · TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT (OVERFLOWS) ·

I'll grant you aliens with capes are unusual but for all that, they're quite insipid when compared to what some like to get up to. Surely you don't need me to explain that to you, Mr Wayne. I refuse to believe you're so naive.

[Though he hasn't had any success digging up any dirty little secrets the man has. Maybe he's found the one member of Gotham's elite with some morals. Or, more likely, who knows how to cover his tracks.]

Now, no need to be ashamed my friend. You were the one talking about your company for the night. Why try lying now?

And what if I really was that naive? Maybe I really do just like hanging out on beaches and looking at the greatest view.

[ Fat chance. Everyone in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne has a heart bigger than what the tabloids say. It just helps feed the whispers and the ideas if he goes along with the act. ]

Those activities have lessened over the years. Something about "getting old."

What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?

Do recall with whom you speak.

[He knows the man isn't as foolish as Wayne might like to appear. Not on Edward's level but still, such an obvious lie is insulting.]

Another argument I find hard to swallow. Money only improves with age. I don't need to tell you that, Wayne.

A liar.

[ Good to know that Nygma is going to be frustrating in texts even when he's not dealing with the Bat. ]

Well, I certainly have made more money as I've gotten older.

Well done! Not as slow as one might expect from you.

[Honestly he lives to frustrate those around him - the intellectual stimulation is good for them.]

No need to brag, everyone knows who the richest man in Gotham is. Which was rather my point. There's no divorcing that knowledge from one's interactions with you. For those who care about such things.

I wouldn't want to disappoint an audience.

Are you one of those that care? Or is it just another note in the book?

That we have in common.

I'm hurt you even need to ask! I assure you, Mr Wayne - or can I call you Bruce? - your money is of very little interest to me.

[Other things - technology, information - certainly, but there are easier people to rob or blackmail if he needs money.]

I think people would call me Bruce even if I told them not to.

So, this is just a social text then. Get to know the real billionaire playboy of Gotham?

Why not? I should think you can at least trust I'm not going to be talking to any gossip columnists about anything you choose to share. I have far better things to do with my time.

So, tell me Bruce, who is the real 'billionaire playboy of Gotham'? Are the stories correct or is there more beneath the surface? Give me a piece of the puzzle.

Call it not trusting most people in Gotham. Enough of Wayne Enterprises has done that over the years.

I do like meeting various types of women... but, I think it's obvious I inherited my parents care for Gotham.

Obvious, is it? An interesting claim.

And what do you care for so much about this city? There's nothing exceptional about it or the people here. And you clearly don't trust the love people purport to have for you so why bother?

Well, anyone who takes the time will find all the charity work I do. Then again, I suppose it only maters how much the population reads the Gazette.

There's more to Gotham than the people who have been involved in my family's company, Mr. Nygma.

Of course, your philanthropy. Some tax-deductible donations, a few galas and fundraisers that allow you to rub shoulders with your peers in luxury. It shows such care for the city.

I won't argue that Gotham is bigger than the Waynes and everything you've built. What I question is what makes anyone in this city worth the effort. Most of them are staggeringly dull-witted and lacking any ambition whatsoever. So why bother with them?

Why not bother trying to save them?

We may not like to admit it, because there's not much to be proud of... but Gothamn is our home. If we can't fix home, then how can we claim to do anything worth while?

I'm surprised Bruce. You make a compelling argument. You're less a fool than I thought.

[He might have to start paying more attention to what Wayne gets up to.]

We may have something in common after all. I'd like to see this city improve myself.

Consider my curiosity sated for the moment.

Well, as long as I've managed to impress someone.

[ It's genuine and true. When they say the Waynes love Gotham, there's no publicity about it. He's the Bat because he feels its the way he can save the soul of Gotham. Maybe he's wrong, but, nothing else seemed to work. ]

What would you like to do to see it improve? Hypothetically speaking.

[Conversely, saving anything has never been on Edward's list of priorities. Why should he bother when those that need saving are so much less intelligent than him?]

I'd like to provide some thrilling intellectual challenges to help make the populace smarter. Really get their brains working for once. I can think of few things that would benefit the city more than being smarter, wouldn't you agree?

Hypothetically speaking of course.

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I'm so sorry about Ed then

I have google, no worries!

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Oh, I loved writing this. Thank you

That is actually beautiful, goddamn

Other than everyone being nuts to stay in Gotham why else? haha

Can't argue there!