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[hobbitholmes]

TFLN OVERFLOWS

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🦇 bruce wayne.

[menarebrave]

@themysciras

[menarebrave]

( cont )

People being close to Bruce Wayne isn't really a private affair, Diana.

[ Which is to say, that while they're not together, he knows there will be some jealous women. ]

It's not often I have sex on a rooftop. Just the one time.

[themysciras]

I still don't understand why you're sharing with me.
Not that I would shame you for having sex on a rooftop.
But it isn't as if Miss Kyle and I are on speaking terms.
And I am aware of your ...complicated past with her.

[menarebrave]

That sounds as if it's judgemental, not shaming.
You never know with Selina.
Looked me up in the Gotham Gazette?

[themysciras]

There might be some judgement there.
I might have. It is hard to avoid stories about your personal life.

[menarebrave]

Just some?
Presumed stories of my personal life.
Do you really want to have your face covering all sorts of magazines because of me?

[themysciras]

I can think of worse things.

@oldmanfive

[menarebrave]

How many of them do you have to worry about?

[oldmanfive]

I have three brothers, but only two of them would bother eating food I hid. One of them is on a big health kick, so he's not likely to care about junk food.

[menarebrave]

Three brothers. Having that many siblings must be something of a chore. Hopefully a good one.

[oldmanfive]

I have two sisters as well. It can be, especially if they are all being dumbasses. But when it comes down to it, they are still my family.

[ In other words, yes they are a chore, but he'd rather have their dumbasses around then be without them. ]

[menarebrave]

Hm.
I was an only child. It's not something I can relate to outside of theoretical possibilities.

[oldmanfive]

No friends that felt like siblings then?

[ He doesn't really have a bunch of friends himself, but he heard this is a thing. ]

[menarebrave]

I didn't have many friends growing up. Let alone allies.

[oldmanfive]

Honestly if not for having six siblings, I probably wouldn't have had any friends growing up either. Our father didn't really let us interact with anyone outside of public appearances and missions.

🔥 john constantine.

[hellblaze]

@chicartista

[hellblaze]

( cont )

Oh, well, are you telepathic now? Wasn't aware your psychic powers went to that level.

[chicartista]

Only when it comes to your texts.

[hellblaze]

Right. What am I thinking now then, eh?

[chicartista]

How bullshit you think this is.

[hellblaze]

Close. You left out the bit where I could go for a sandwich.

[chicartista]

If you're asking me to get takeout before coming back to the Mill House you can just ask.

[hellblaze]

Here I thought you'd want it to be a surprise, luv.

[chicartista]

Since you ASKED so nicely what are you in the mood for?
And no beer doesn't count as an actual meal.

[hellblaze]

Suppose a fried egg doesn't either.
It's almost morning.

[ sir, it is 4am, it IS morning. ]

[chicartista]

I don't think I could find takeout that just does a fried egg.
Egg mcmuffins?

[ don't judge her she lived on those for a bit while on the run. ]

[hellblaze]

You're going by a bloody McDonald's?

[ he's going to judge and debate going back to bed. ]

[chicartista]

I was going to offer too if you wanted it.
But maybe I won't now.

[ she's teasing but seriously john why must you be so difficult?! ]

[hellblaze]

Christ, fine.
Bring back whatever you bloody well want.

[ hangover. ]

[chicartista]

Charming as ever.

[hellblaze]

we both know that you wouldn't put up with it if you weren't fond of it.

[chicartista]

I'll be at the Mill House in 20 minutes.

[ she almost said "home" but... ]

@cabdriver

[hellblaze]

( cont )

Or just determined to keep the good things for a celebration. Like finally kicking the Rising Darkness's arse off the planet. That seems like a good occasion.

[cabdriver]

That's something I could get behind. The day we manage to do that is definitely a day that calls for a celebration.

'Course, that's probably a long ways off, huh? Too bad we can't just blow the Rising Darkness out of the water with a cannon. A supernatural cannon. Or just a really big gun.

[ Yes, he knows he's being ridiculous, that it's impossible to take out the threat like that, but wishful thinking and all... ]

[hellblaze]

Might also be a day we can cash in a few favors to our feathered bastard. I haven't seen Manny flapping around in some time.

If it had a form, the magic canon isn't too far off the mark.

[ And it sounds like a good idea. ]

[cabdriver]

By that point, the list of favors that feathered bastard owes you will probably be in the hundreds, though I'm sure you could stretch it if you really wanted to.

Yeah? Know anyone who might be able to put something like that together? 'Cause as far as I can tell, we could use something to level the playing field.

[hellblaze]

you know me. i'll find a way to stretch to the second bloody coming.

did. you blew him to pieces. not that he didn't have it coming, mate. don't take that the wrong way.

[cabdriver]

Well, I can't wait to see it when you do.

He can't be the only guy with that kind of firepower. But I'm not going to apologize, and you know I wouldn't hesitate to do it again, whether I came back from it or not.

[ Family's always worth it, etc etc. ]

🧩 yugi mutou.

[inheritedpuzzle]

@moontwin

[inheritedpuzzle]

(cont)

Well yes, I do!
I just don't need perfume to think about you!

[moontwin]

[ Okay, what? ]

Really? You think about me?

[ Yeah, that's what she got out from that. ]

@neutronblast

[inheritedpuzzle]

(cont)

I guess the first thing we need to do is make sure the dragon isn't hurting people.
Then figure out how it got here?
Dragons are usually intelligent in stories. It might be that way here.
Maybe it's like the knights who just took dragon form when we dealt with Doma.

[neutronblast]

It's a dragon. Of course it hurts people.
The difference is whether or not it hurts people on purpose.
And I have the tech to get rid of it. But see: above about collateral damage.
I'm not a good guy. I'm just not "potentially kill everyone to get rid of one threat" bad.

[inheritedpuzzle]

I'm pretty sure there have been kind dragons who don't hurt people.
Especially if they're intelligent.
You're better than you think you are, Kaiba.
We should probably establish if we can talk to it and see if we can find a solution that avoid collateral period.